Spin Dynamics: Ahead of the Curve

At Intelltrends 20/20 we have experimented with more business paradigms than all the other consulting firms combined. One of our proudest achievements was an integrated multiplatform product which utilized the highly advanced but now surpassed "Spin Dynamics" theory of particle physics.

The Intellitrends 20/20 SpinDyn System was designed to operationalize the theory that to achieve maximum business efficiency, all elements of a business -- communications, manufacturing, human resources, finance -- need to be scrutinized on a real-time, 24/7 basis. In layman's language, SpinDyn would instantly solve for misalignments across the spectrum of the business landscape.

The SpinDyn system integrated nuclear magnetic resonance spectrometers, SDI (Starwars) technology, AI software developed by the KGB, insights from their Telepathic Research Labs, and Dark Matter Interception Algorithims developed in concert with leading Santeria practitioners.

The result? Profits tripled in the first year of SpinDyn system implementation. Business objectives were met and exceeded.

Upon completion of the pilot study, the Dark Matter software was scrubbed from every computer and network, loaded into a a deep space probe and sent hurtling toward the center of the sun. The corporate headquarters in now firmly encased in a 10 foot shell of super-hardened anti-juju concrete. Employees trapped within the accursed headquaters have recently been provided with digital cable. Telephone calls to family have been upped from once to twice a year.

At Intellitrends 20/20 we've moved beyond "Spin Dynamics," incorporating our learnings into other mission critical systems. Our competitors meanwhile are just beginning to explore its vexing potential.